Sunday, October 10, 2010
{ 10:25 AM }
Things I Don't Get Entry # 2
For today I give you:
GOOD LOOKING GUYS WITH NOT SO GOOD LOOKING GIRLFRIENDS THAT THINK THEY'RE ALL THAT BECAUSE THEY HAVE GOOD LOOKING BOYFRIENDSOh yes. The sis and I have been talking about this all week. And I know you don't get it either, so here's the lay down. First thing is the very obvious, good looking guy, not so good looking girl, yeah kind of doubtful right. But from what I have observed and know from people I shall not specify, the guys are really into their girlfriends, like I mean seriously in love and all that cliche sappy stuff, they even CRY for them. Another thing I don't get, WTF?! Who in their right mind would make good looking guys CRY?! Answer: NOT SO GOOD LOOKING GIRLFRIENDS. Let's go to not so good looking girlfriends. Typical story: You go out for a day of leisure some place or just in school and see your friend (good looking guy) with his girlfriend. He says "Hi!", pats you in the back or maybe give a peck on the cheek or hug or whatever. You say "Hey!" and suddenly look at the direction of his girlfriend who is apparently giving you the UP AND DOWN look and then gives you an oh-so-fake smile. WTF moment right there. Girl, of all the million damned female beings out there he chose you, so what the fuck are you complaining about! Seriously. Imma be like '
Bitch, please'. I really don't get this. It's been a year and I still don't get it.
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{ 2:08 AM }
Things I Don't Get Entry # 1So we all know that in some point in our lives we get completely flabbergasted by things we encounter and don't get. SERIOUSLY, we do! Well I do at least. Since my blog has been long abandoned for quite some time, I figured to make out this series to give in a little insight on stuff you know you care about but pretend not to and because my opinion so totally matters!
*evil laugh* For this day I give you:
SKIRTSI'm no kidding. If guys think this is the ultimate whatever you call it for girls, there's a different side to it. I'm not such a big fan of skirts, but hey, unfortunately for me I have to dwell with it because its a requirement. Why I don't get it? For the most part, you're like practically naked in that thing! You can't do the Indian sit, you can't sit like a guy (you know, ankle placed on the other leg kinda thing), you can't spread your legs too far apart (yeah, I sit like that), basically you can't really sit comfortably at all because you're gonna be too conscious if some perv looks up your damned skirt! And of course there's the damned wind that can blow off your skirt and make the whole world reveal what's under there. You can't even get out of the car comfortably either or commute! Its probably just me because I'm not used to it, and for some its a girl thing. But not wearing skirts does not make you less of a girl. That's all I'm saying. For those who wear minuscule skirts, which I also do not get, let's just say its their way of saying they want to be laid. For those that wear skirts and do not know how to carry them, they're just wannabes. And to those that dare to wear skirts in very very inappropriate places, I seriously just do not get them. So the next time you want to wear that skirt, remember, I ish watching and I do judge.
*another evil laugh*This is `ddrei signing off.
~じゃ~
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